Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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