Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We talked him into tasing himself.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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