question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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