she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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