and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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