Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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