your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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