dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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