Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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