Define "chronic" masturbator.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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