so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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