Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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