Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Houston, we have a blender
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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