Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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