I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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