she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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