with your own penis?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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