when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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