So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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