We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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