girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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