Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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