I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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