If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm bleeding and have questions
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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