I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
