How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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