Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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