She's JV to your varsity
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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