batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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