just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
