You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
