They should really pass out barf bags in church
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize