if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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