no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We need a shit load of segways right now
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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