it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have so many feelings about this burrito
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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