Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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