i just google imaged poop.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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