Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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