why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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