That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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