its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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