Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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