You work out of a Hotel?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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