im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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