did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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