So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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