so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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