All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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