His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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