No awkward lesbian experiences without me
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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