My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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