1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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