I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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