in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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